Left On Calliope

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Left On Calliope is comprised of the mysterious chain-smoking foreigner Doèv Mokwazyï, the bombastic, fantastic Sassy James, and recent addition Homeboy Marty P. The "P" stands for "Pepper", clearly. Founded in California in 2002, these alcoholic lunatics have a passion for delivering music that would please even the most dried-up and rigid LDS elder. They love Mormons and have a bizarre affinity for Donny Osmond and his enormous teeth. They do not, however, care for his sister. She eats grapes. They are currently working on their debut release, "Electric Pop."